As of today, I'm now officially double-jabbed so soon I won't have to socially distance myself from the neighbouring dogs and can venture out into the world. Isn't that exciting!
The vet gave me a clean bill of health. I let the master pay, of course. He doesn't let me carry his credit cards anymore after I chewed the last one. I told him he shouldn't have left it unattended so close to the edge of the table. What if a crook had taken it? Really, I saved him from a world of bother. At least, he got it back and knew it hadn't been used for any fraudulent activity.
I'm pleased he's not mad at me. He even celebrated my big day by presenting me with some new bling for my collar. The first one he bought was a gauche pink affair made of plastic. It was too large and had my name printed on it. Oh, the abomination! Not good enough at all. This one is ruby gold, shaped like a bone and has my name engraved into the metal. Far more befitting a lady of my status. I keep forgetting it's not a toy though so apologies for the bite marks.
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