When is a dog not a dog?
When she's a spider (I didn't find it funny either).
I needed a costume for the Pawz&Co Halloween party. This is what the humans bought me. Isn't it ridiculous! I have enough trouble getting two front legs into my Equafleece, never mind six. I was terrified all my pals would make fun of me, pulling my legs but they were all equally embarrassed by their own costumes. (see below)
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| A sample of the embarrassment (or originality, the humans called it). |
Why do the humans go nuts for Halloween, dressing up and making a mess of their windows and gardens? On tonight's walk, I was frantic. Everywhere I looked there were pumpkin lanterns and spooky decorations and gangs of scary children demanding sweets. I couldn't wait to return home. I rushed back so fast I nearly forgot to pee (I remembered just in time and went on the front grass).
Sorry but Halloween is not my idea of entertainment. I mean trick or treat? I'm only six months young. I've not learned many tricks. l can manage a sit and occasionally a stay (my recall is fab) but ask me for a paw and I'll blank you. Give me a treat any day!
In fact, give me a treat every day!
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