This Is Me

Don't I just melt your heart? 

This is me, the daughter of a Labradoodle mum and a Cockapoo dad. You'll notice from my tufty beard and wiry coat, I take my good looks from my mother. I think I inherited her Labrador stomach too because mine always feels empty.

I was born on Wednesday, April 21st, 2021, a birthday I share with my ten siblings. I hope they're all doing well. I don't see them now, having moved twice; firstly to a bedsit with two of my brothers, then to a house in Paisley with my new forever friends. I guess that makes me upwardly mobile. It's never too early, even at ten weeks, to get on the property ladder. This time, I've got my own private cage, the run of the ground floor, a lovely garden and a box filled with brand new toys that I don't have to share with anyone. There's even specially fitted matting on the floor that's highly absorbent so I can take a leak literally anywhere (though they prefer I go outside).  

I got called Millie because the mistress likes that name and the master loves the cookies. I like the name too and come running whenever they call it (particularly as they're giving me loads of reward treats during my basic training). 

I can't wait to tell you all about my life. Everything is all so new and exciting. For example, do you know my new owners have an edible garden? Even they didn't realise it. I'm loving my new plant-based diet and all the chasing around the garden afterwards. They keep saying "Leave" but I knew what they were the first time they told me. 

I'm a clever cookie.